How many times have you been in line at your favorite coffee-house getting ready to order your triple-shot vanilla latte, and you hear the person in front of you ordering the same thing,but with an EXTRA adjective--SOY? Maybe never. But for the sake of argument, let's say you have. Next you might ask yourself,"Self, what is soy? Does it taste good? Is it good for me? Did they just order it to sound cool?"

Now the people behind you are mad because you've been holding up the line with that far-away look in your eyes. You could have saved yourself all the trouble by coming here first, and having all of your soy questions answered ahead of time.

Now, don't you feel silly?